Wednesday, February 26, 2014

The Divorced Barbie Doll...

I just feel like sharing some humor today...

The Divorced Barbie Doll…  One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.  He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the salesperson, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”  The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, sir?”  We have:  Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.  The amazed father asks, “It’s what!”  Why is Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the other’s only $19.95?  The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers…  “Sir, Divorce Barbie comes with – Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s Balls.” 

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